to be a licensed tour guide in the city of New Orleans

Although I’m always raving about all of the advantages I get from having my tour guide license, it certainly ain’t easy to get that license or even renew it!  Initially, we go through a process with a written test on nola history, then a drug test, & a FBI background check…plus a lot of fees for these tests & the application.  Yeah, go figure, we’re under City Hall’s taxi cab bureau, so we have to comply with the same regulations that taxi cab drivers do to get their licenses.  Seems a bit extreme, but it’s not like we have any say.  Don’t get me wrong, I completely agree with the nola history testing portion, we shouldn’t have a bunch of tour guides roaming the streets just spewing nonsense at our tourists.  However, the $50 FBI fingerprinting background check (which has to be done at the New Orleans Aviation Board office at the airport) is where I draw the damn line! 

My first time around, I took a preparatory course with the Friends of the Cabildo who helped me go through the process and procure my license.  All those that took the FOC class were able to take the city test with FOC & then FOC forwarded the results to the city.  FOC also gave us all the information on how to go about the licensure process.  We all expected it to be a pain in the ass given we’d have to deal with City Hall, but most of us made it through the ordeal with tour guide licenses around our necks at the end!

Our tour guide licenses expire on our birthday, so we have to begin the renewal process at least a few weeks before then.  The renewal process in previous years used to be a simple $10 fee & a minor background check with our local NOPD.  However, this year, a new dude in the Taxi Cab Bureau has reinterpreted the procedures & we’re now required to go through the exact same hoops that we did upon getting our license the first time.  This is total bull shit, if you ask me…just a way to put some more money in the city’s pockets.  Again, I wouldn’t protest if upon renewal, we were required to take another test on nola history, culture, etc. to make sure we’re keeping up with the info, but another drug test & FBI background check, come on, you’ve got to be kidding me!!  Many tour guides are protesting the new requirements & refuse to renew their licenses.  I respect their decision, but I’m just not a rule breaker, so I’ve gone through the process & finally got my new license this afternoon…hallelujah, praise the lord!!  So, I’ve proven to the city that I’m not a druggie nor wanted by the FBI, & after I paid everyone w/the required money orders (which is just another hassle itself), they finally agreed to take my picture & print out a new license.  Just like any photo for a driver’s license, I look a bit like a drugged out felon, but at least I’m legally licensed to guide tours once again. 

So, this is just my little rant of the day.  No fabulous outings, exhibits, or meals, just a long afternoon at City Hall.  But, I guess it’s worth it since the other 364 days of the year, I get to reap the benefits of being a tour guide in the Big Easy.

from cemetery to culinary

So, there are big things happening on my tour guide agenda these days!  

I’ve officially started guiding tours for Save our Cemeteries in Lafayette Cemetery no.1 (every 1^st Wednesday of the month & every Tuesday at 10:30am, except the 3^rd Tuesday of the month).  I’m having a ball, I love this cemetery, it’s like visiting a park…lined with oak & magnolia trees, rows & rows of above ground tombs, & burials of some pretty significant historical figures.  This cemetery is the 1^st & oldest of the city owned & maintained cemeteries in New Orleans, established in 1833.  The tour for SOC is a little over an hour, which is my only problem…I have a really hard time editing out fun facts & skipping certain tombs that I really want to show my tour guests.  So, I’ve got the material down, I’m just working on trimming down my tour time.  Of course, if tour guests want to stick around for a few extra tid-bits, I’m always happy to!  I’ll be guiding this tour tomorrow morning…come on out and join me! 

On to my new explorations in the world of culinary tours, I’m joining the New Orleans Culinary History Tours team.  I’m thrilled, I love tours, I love history & I love food, so what can be bad about this equation, right?!  I’m beginning my “tag-alongs” tomorrow with other guides to learn the tour before I begin guiding the tours myself.  The French Quarter Tasting tour is offered daily & lasts 3 hours, with some fabulous stops, including Antoine’s & Tujague’s (the 2 oldest restaurants in the city).  NO Culinary History Tours also offers a New Orleans’ Classic Drinks tour, which I’ll probably guide, as well, once I’ve got some more experience under my belt with this company.  The owners are a great married couple & native New Orleanians.  I’ll let y’all know once I’m officially on the schedule & guiding culinary tours on my own. 

Spring is an amazing time in the Crescent City…too many festivals to choose from, amazing weather (perfect for city tours), & flowers blooming.  Sadly, somehow I managed to miss both the French Quarter Fest & the Ponchatoula Strawberry Fest, so I HAVE to make up for it with Jazz Fest!  I’m currently reviewing the schedule for musical acts, conferring with friends to see what days they’re planning on going…there’s a science to mapping out your jazz fest experience.  No question, I’ll make it at least one day each weekend.  Now, if I could only figure out a way to score free tickets (they ain’t cheap)…shouldn’t being a tour guide get me some sort of discount?!?!

balancing blog & life

Well, there’s simply no excuse for disappearing from the blogosphere for this long!  All I can say is that my absence has been due to a combination of many great tour opportunities & life just getting in the damn way!! 

That said, let’s just jump right back in!  Ya know how I’m always saying that being a tour guide opens up doors to amazing opportunities & great experiences in New Orleans & beyond, hence the title of my blog, “my NOLA tour guide license is my KEY to the city”?  Well, I have another example for you…I went on a great plantation field trip w/a bunch of fellow New Orleans tour guides yesterday to St. John the Baptist Parish & St. James Parish (if you haven’t already figured it out, Catholicism played & still plays a major role in New Orleans & LA culture), they’re both just over an hour outside of the city.  BTW, for those not familiar with nola or Louisiana lingo, a “parish” is the equivalent to a county anywhere else in the States, this Catholic spin on “county” just stuck with us.  Anyway, we all hopped on a chartered coach in the Esplanade Mall parking lot bright & early & headed for plantation country along River Road. 

Our first stop was at Whitney Plantation in St. John the Baptist Parish, which is not yet open to the public for visits, so this was a special speak peek arranged for us tour guides (see, us tour guides, we got the hook-up!).  The plantation is on a massive property & the home itself is still being renovated, but we did get to sit in the old slave church & check out the blacksmith shop.  This should be a great tourist destination once all the renovations are complete & it’s opened to the public. 

Next on the agenda, a true Louisiana lunch…tour guides gotta eat, too, right?!  The B & C Cajun Restaurant on River Rd. in Vacherie, LA was ready & waiting for us…w/fried catfish, white beans & rice, french bread, live Cajun music on a fiddle & bread pudding for dessert!  We were happy campers, to say the least. 

With full tummies, we made our way to our final destination in St. James Parish, Bocage Plantation, which is just downriver from some other very popular Louisiana plantations, Oak Alley, Laura, & Houmas House (all of which, I’ve visited & highly recommend checking out if you’re in the region).  This was my first time at Bocage & I was sold as soon as I walked in the door!  The home itself is magnificent…ya know, if you like grand old mansions w/17 foot ceilings on the second floor, spiral staircases, period furniture, ornate chandeliers, a large front veranda complete w/rocking chairs!  We were greeted by an old lady in full character, she shared her story of survival as a slave, setting the scene & taking us back to a time most like to pretend never even occurred.  After she shared her story, a very well versed & surprisingly young tour guide (originally from Atlanta, GA) gave us some information about the home itself & allowed us to wander about, even telling us to make ourselves comfortable, sit on the furniture, take pictures, have a ball!  Bocage is an active B&B, one that I’d love to spend a weekend in…they serve wine & hors d'oeuvres at sunset & a full made-to-order breakfast in the morning!   I have to admit, me & several girlfriends were very sad to leave…in fact, we were pretty close to telling the group to go on without us & stay the night…I mean, come on, the wine & hors d’oeuvres were just about to be served!!

But, back on the bus we went & made our way home to the Crescent City.  I was exhausted from the excursion, but very happy & thankful that I was able to go…I actually felt like I was a kid again, on a school field trip.  Even though we’re all tour guides, we were able to sit back & relax for the day, not worry about watching the time, keeping track of guests, covering all the important talking points, etc…I absolutely believe that outside of giving a tour, tour guides are most happy being tourists in their own town. 

After that long day, I couldn’t even believe that I had the rest of the week still ahead of me (especially w/taxes due & this self-proclaimed procrastinator leaving them until the last minute, but I did e-file them w/several hours to spare)!  We had really crummy weather today, but I still had a French Quarter tour scheduled for Friends of the Cabildo & we give tours “rain or shine” – ugh!  I had 13 guests ready & willing to brave the elements with me, so we hit the streets, splashing as we jumped from puddle to puddle.  For those who know me, you know that I always come prepared with all the proper gear, I was sporting a long rainproof trench coat, a rain hat, rain boots & toting a lime green umbrella…so, I was as ready as I could be for 2 hours in the pouring rain & brisk wind coming off the river.  However, I was not only frustrated that we had to contend with this nasty weather, but very disappointed that I had to modify my tour route to avoid the worst of the storm, which meant hiding under the many balconies & galleries that line the sidewalks in the quarter.  Although the guests don’t know what they missed from my usual tour, I’m always still disappointed that I can’t share it all with them…we didn’t even make it to the window in the back of Café du Monde to watch the beignets being made!!  Nevertheless, all of my guests stuck it out until the bitter end, some soaked to the bone, but enjoying themselves & they even told me that they thought I did a great job despite the weather.  That was nice to hear, especially given that I was still thoroughly drenched, even with all of that ridiculous rain gear. 

So, after my lovely plantation trip yesterday & my damp French Quarter tour today, I suddenly had the urge to sit down & finally get back to my blog!!  Obviously, there’s much more to catch up on & much more ahead, but this tour guide needs a hot shower, a cup of tea, & a good night’s sleep, so I’m signing off for now. 

Next time, I’ll share my new adventures guiding tours for another non-profit group, Save our Cemeteries…I’m now doing tours in Lafayette Cemetery no.1 (in the Lower Garden District) every Tuesday of the month (except the 3^rd Tuesday, when I do my FOC French Quarter tour).  I’m loving this cemetery & this tour, I really hope to add more cemetery tours to my repertoire in the near future.  More about SOC & my cemetery tours soon…& by “soon”, I don't mean in 4 months, more like 2-4 days, this time!!

Bonne Nuit from the Crescent City.